Steve Smith's Resume - The Greatest Attendee of Them All

Contact Info:

Phone: (123) 456-7890

Address: 123 Main St

Experience:

CEO of Procrastination Inc.

Attendee, Procrastination Inc. (2015-Present)

Key Responsibilities:

- Arrived late to meetings

- Spent most of the day on social media

- Complained about the catering

Education:

University of Google (2010-2015)

Bachelor of Science in Procrastination

Graduated top 1% of class (in attendance)

Skills:

Extensive expertise in:

- Napping

- Binge-watching TV shows

- Consuming copious amounts of caffeine

- Creating unnecessary drama

References:

Available upon request, but only after I've finished my nap