MEETING AGENDA: STEVE THE NERD

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: "Why I spent 8 hours playing video games last night"
• Item 2: "My new cat's Instagram account is getting more views than mine"
• Item 3: "Why I'm still single, but not for lack of trying"

Sub Agenda:

• Sub Item 1: "My cat's catnip collection is impressive"
• Sub Item 2: "I have a 1000-piece jigsaw puzzle I'll never finish"

Meeting Notes:

We will be discussing the meaninglessness of life, the importance of snacks, and why Steve's cat is plotting against him.

Next Meeting: Same Time, Same Place, Same Steve.