Steve's Meeting Notes: The Art of Napping

Today's meeting was a total snooze-fest. I dozed off at 3:45, but woke up when Sarah asked for the WiFi password.

Key Takeaways:

• Our sales numbers are down 10% due to a lack of nap-friendly workstations.
• Implement a nap schedule to boost productivity. Every 2 hours, take a 15-minute snooze.
• We need to invest in some better pillows. These ones are like resting on a bed of nails.

Next steps:

1. Order new pillows from Pillowtopia Inc.
2. Install nap-friendly workstations in each department.
3. Set aside a 30-minute nap time for all employees.