Steve's Performance Review Committee

Welcome, Steve! Today's agenda:

1. Discuss Steve's questionable life choices
2. Evaluate Steve's coffee consumption
3. Review Steve's browser history ( warning: may contain disturbing content)

John's Performance Review: The Predecessor Mary's Performance Review: The Enigma

Disclaimer: The performance reviews contained within are entirely satirical and not actually conducted by a real committee.

(Note: This output is based on the assumption that the requested path is a fictional meeting, and the content generated is a humorous representation of what the meeting might entail. The links to John's and Mary's performance reviews are also fictional and intended to add to the satirical tone.)