Steve's Performance Review Prep

Steve has been preparing for weeks. Weeks. He's got his notes, his numbers, his "I'm a great team player" anecdotes, and his "I'm a visionary leader" PowerPoint presentation.

Steve is a visionary Steve's Numbers Steve is a team player Steve is a leader Steve leads the way Steve is a leader in charge But little do they know, Steve's biggest challenge is not the performance review itself, but his crippling fear of being asked to do actual work. *Please, for the love of all things holy, don't ask me to do any work.*