Today: Wednesday (because yesterday was Tuesday)
9:00 AM - Arrive, look busy
10:00 AM - Buy a suit, because you can never be too prepared
11:00 AM - Bring a laptop, for the sake of appearances
12:00 PM - Pretend you are interesting, even when you're not
1:00 PM - Eat donuts, because that's what adults do
2:00 PM - More pretending, because that's the key to success
3:00 PM - Buy a gift, to bribe the reviewer
4:00 PM - Leave early, before things get really awkward
5:00 PM - Dream about being done, because that's what you'll be doing in your head