Monday, 9:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Meeting with the CEO
Attendees: Steve, John, Jane, Bob, and 3 interns.
Objective: Discuss the meaninglessness of our existence.
Action Items: 1) Get free donuts, 2) Complain about the donuts.
Next Steps: Schedule a meeting to discuss the meeting.
Agenda:
- 9:00 - 9:05: Introductions, awkward small talk.
- 9:05 - 9:20: The State of the Union.
- 9:20 - 10:15: Free donuts and complaining.
- 10:15 - 12:00: More talking, less listening.