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Steve's Upcoming Torture Sessions
Tuesday Morning Madness
9:00 AM - 10:30 AM
Steve will be torturing attendees with:
- Inane PowerPoint presentations
- Interminable meetings
- Unending spreadsheets
Tuesday Lunch Torture
12:00 PM - 1:30 PM
ประกSteve will be feeding his attendees a never-ending buffet of stale sandwiches.
- Cold cuts that have been sitting in the back of the fridge for weeks
- Bottled water with mysterious white sediment
Tuesday Afternoon Agony
2:00 PM - 4:00 PM
Steve will be forcing attendees to watch a 4-hour video of him talking about "synergy"
- No breaks for snacks or bathroom use
- Attendees will be forced to take notes on the back of a placemat
Tuesday Evening Terrors
4:30 PM - 6:00 PM
Steve will be making attendees watch a slideshow of his "art" project.
- Featuring 500 slides
- Each slide will contain at least 5 different fonts
Tuesday Evening Terrors Continued
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM
Steve will be forcing attendees to play an hour of "team-building" trust falls.
- With a pit of spikes
- No safety net
Upcoming Sessions: