Meetings - Submit Your Own Answer

Are you tired of attending meetings that make you feel like you're stuck in some kind of bureaucratic neverland? Want to shake things up a bit? Well, we've got just the thing for you!

Rules:

• Be brief, be concise, and for the love of all that is good and holy, BE ON TIME!
• No meetings during happy hour or between 2-4 AM on weekends. Those are for self-care.
• No PowerPoint, no death-by-PowerPoint. We're trying to be productive here, not comatose.
• No "synergy" or "disrupt" or "innovate" unless you're actually going to do something about it.

Ready to submit your own meeting idea? Click here and let's get weird.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What if my meeting idea is just a bunch of random nonsense?

A: We're not judging you. Yet.

Q: Can I bring snacks?

A: Only if you're prepared to share them with the entire team. No hoarding, please.

Q: Will there be free coffee?

A: We're working on it.

Meetings We've Had Recently

Our Most Recent Meeting was about the importance of proper stapler placement.

Read the Minutes if you must.