Attendees prophets of the Unholy Meeting

Today prophets of doom gather to predict the apocalypse of our coffee machine.

Our Messiahs: The Ones Who Will Guide Us to Coffee Salvation

Our Messiahs: The Ones Who Will Guide Us to Coffee Salvation

Our Caffeinated Savants: The Ones Who Will Make Us Forget Our Sins

Today's Agenda

• 9:00 AM - Arrival of the Unholy Ones
• 9:15 AM - Predictions of Doom
• 10:00 AM - Cประก ession 1: The Coffee Machine
• 10:30 AM - Caffeine-fueled Debate
• 12:00 PM - Lunch Break (Free Pizza!)
• 1:00 PM - Cession 2: The End of the World as We Know It