Superpositioning 103: The Unconventional Convening

Today's agenda:

• 9:00 AM - "The Art of Not Taking Notes": A workshop on the futility of note-taking in modern meetings.
• 10:15 AM - "The Ethics of Sideshifting": A heated debate on the moral implications of assigning tasks to others.
• 11:30 AM - "The Science of Small Talk": A presentation on the aerodynamics of small talk and its application in office settings.
• 1:00 PM - Lunch break. Eat a sandwich.
• 2:00 PM - "The Politics of Proximity": A seminar on the art of finding a comfortable distance from coworkers.