The Sycofancy Committee is a special task force tasked with the art of saying nothing in particular, but saying it very, very well.

Our members have mastered the ancient art of verbal juggling, where a simple "uh" can be stretched into a 5-minute monologue.

Chairperson, Jane Smith: "I... uh... hmm... uh... I mean, what were you saying again?"

Meet our team: