Regular Attendees:

• Dr. Emily Everysmart - The resident genius and only person who knows what's going on.
• Bob Smithson - The guy who always brings donuts.
• Sammy Sneeze - The one who always needs a tissue.

Rare but Special Attendees:

• President of the World - Occasionally drops by to give us a stern talking-to.
• Zorgon, the Alien Overlord - Only comes when he needs to borrow our stapler.

Want to see the Attendance Policy for more details on our meeting attendance procedures.

Or maybe you'd like to see the Attendance Schedule for our next meeting's start time.

Rule 1: You must arrive on time, or face the wrath of Taylor.

Rule 2: Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, bring any food that contains gluten, dairy, or any of the seven deadly sins.

Rule 3: All attendees are required to wear their "I'm with Taylor" t-shirts to every meeting.