Meet the attendees of the most exclusive, yet somehow still underattended, meetings in the world:
The Overthinkers
They come from all over to discuss the intricacies of the company's copier paper usage policy. Their thoughts are always deep, but their attendance is often questionable.
- Bertrand - He's got 37 reasons why the stapler is a metaphor for the soul.
- Bernard - He's been known to write 10-page essays on the merits of using Comic Sans.
- Bernadette - She's a master of finding fault in the most obscure of places.
The Slackers
These attendees are the exact opposite of the overthinkers. They're always there, but only to text "can't make it" 5 minutes before the meeting starts.
- Steve - He's got a PhD in finding excuses, and a Master's in Procrastination.
- Steve Jr. - He's the son of Steve, and he's got the same degree in Procrastination, but with less experience.