Our fearless leader, ruler of the land of meeting rooms, and king of the conference calls.
The one who always says yes, but means no, and expects you to know the difference.
He is the one who will make you wonder if the apocalypse has come.
He is the one who will make you wish the apocalypse had come.
He is the one, the only, the Boss.
His powers are many: He can make you work 24/7, 365.
He can make the coffee flow like a river of despair.
He can make you question your life choices.
His wisdom is vast, his beard is longer.
He is the one we all wish to be, but fear to meet.
He is the boss, the one and only.
He is the reason we all exist.
He is the sun to our sky, the air we breathe.
He is the boss, the one and only, the reason we toil.
He is the king of meetings, the lord of the board.
He is the one who will make you wish you never answered your phone.
He is the boss, the one and only, the reason we all exist.
He is the reason we all work, the reason we all strive.
He is the one who will make you question your sanity.
His greatness is boundless, his ego is infinite.
He is the boss, the one and only, the reason we all exist.
He is the reason we all live and breathe.
He is the one who will make you wonder how he does it.
He is the boss, the one and only, the reason we all exist.
He is the reason we all work and play.
He is the one who will make you laugh, cry, and scream.
He is the boss, the one and only, the reason we all exist.