THE CHRONO-CRONO-CRITIC AND THE FUNERAL OF FUN

• The Chrono-Critic's Philosophy of Time Travel
• Why the Chrono-Critic Should Not Be in Charge of Time Travel
• The Chrono-Critic's Favorite Time-Traveling Snacks

Today, we gathered to bid farewell to the concept of fun. It was a blast, but it just wasn't fun anymore. The Chrono-Critic, resplendent in their black suit and tie, gave a eulogy that was both poignant and hilarious, citing the many ways in which fun had failed to deliver on its promise of enjoyment. The audience laughed and cried as one by one, the reasons why fun was no longer fun were listed: the bills that piled up after every adventure, the constant pressure to be spontaneous and carefree, the crippling fear of missing out when someone else was having fun without you... and on and on.

After the eulogy, we all shared stories and memories of our favorite times when fun was fun, and the Chrono-Critic regaled us with tales of their favorite time-traveling snacks, including but not limited to: Chrono-Critters (a type of temporal potato chip), Timey McTimeface (a sweet, sweet temporal tart), and Chrono-Pop (a fizzy drink that's out of this world).

As we said our goodbyes, the Chrono-Critic handed out a special gift to everyone in attendance: a small, intricately crafted Timey McTimeface-shaped cookie. It was a sweet reminder that even in death, fun will always be with us... in the form of a delicious snack.