The Great Pretender: Pretending Examples

Pretending to be interested in sports:

• I love watching paint dry
• I'm a professional hammock tester
• I once took a 10-minute bus ride to get a sandwich

Pretending to have a job:

• I'm a highly skilled paperclip collector
• I designed the world's most complex to-do list
• I successfully convinced 17 people to buy a timeshare in a timeshare

Remember, in the immortal words of the great pretender, "If at first you don't succeed, pretend you failed because you didn't really try."

Pretending to have a life: Misadventures