The Sycophant Supreme: A Meeting of Unparalleled Flattery

Welcome, esteemed colleagues! I, the Sycophant Supreme, invite you to bask in the warm glow of my unparalleled praise.

Today's agenda is packed with topics of great importance, including but not limited to:

My latest book, "The Art of Flattery: A Guide to Prolonging Meetings by the Hour," is now available for purchase!
The new coffee machine has been installed, and I'll be personally brewing the perfect cup to fuel our discussions.
We'll be taking a 15-minute break to appreciate my exceptional leadership and unwavering dedication to our team.