Timekeeping is not just about being punctual, it's an art form. A delicate balance of timing and anticipation. A symphony of schedules and deadlines.
Our theory posits that timekeeping is not a linear progression, but rather a series of concentric circles, each one representing a different temporal frequency.
Explore the Quantum Physics of Timekeeping, and discover how to navigate the probabilistic nature of time.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Time Travel Paradoxes, where you'll learn how to exploit the fabric of time for your own personal gain.
But be warned, timekeeping is a serious business. Don't get caught up in the Time Wasting Hazards that lurk around every corner.
| Frequency | Description |
|---|---|
| 1.00 | One minute to spare, the perfect interval for a quick nap. |
| 1.50 | One and a half minutes to ponder the meaning of life. |
| 2.00 | The classic two-minute warning, for all occasions. |