The Thermodynamic Horror

Meetings are like thermodynamic systems: they have their own laws of motion, their own entropy, and their own terrifying, unstoppable momentum.

Today's Agenda:

The Thermodynamic Horror is a meeting like no other! Today, we will:

Discuss the finer points of entropy and disorder in the workplace.
Explore the theoretical implications of infinite recursion on team productivity.
Determine the optimal number of meetings per day to maximize the suffering of all attendees.