Minutes from the meeting of the Basilisk Tyranny, where we discussed the finer points of world domination.
Present: Basilisk the Magnificent, Generalissimo, Lord High Chancellor of the Realm. Absent: Nobody, because nobody cares.
Action Items:
1. World Domination - Basilisk the Magnificent: "I propose we start with the Americas. The people there are so easily distracted by their shiny objects, we'll have them under our control in no time."
2. Resource Allocation - Generalissimo: "I recommend we allocate 50% of our resources to building an army of robotic overlords. The rest to building a fleet of laser-guided toaster ships."
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