Our great works are not as great as our attendance records, apparently.
Tyranny - The art of making decisions that are slightly less bad, but still bad.
Our Great Works - Where we discuss the truly terrible ideas we've had.
Basil's Revenge - The phase where we pretend to care about the environment.
Decisions - Where we make the ones that don't matter.
Tyranny Phase 1/2/3... - The never-ending cycle of poor judgment.
Disclaimer: All attendees are required to wear a "I'd rather be anywhere else" expression at all times.