In the grand tradition of meetings, we are pleased to announce that our team has come up with the brilliant idea of bringing poppies. Yes, you heard that right. Poppies. Because, why not? They're colorful, they're festive, and they're a great way to distract from the crushing despair of our impending doom.

Our team's vision for the future is to have a field of poppies stretching as far as the eye can see, a sea of red, pink, and purple that will blind and disorient any would-be attackers, allowing us to negotiate with them from a position of strength.

But, we need your input. We have a few questions for you, our beloved attendees:

• Do you think we should have a "Poppies and Doom" theme for our next company-wide meeting?
• Should we have a "Poppies and Doom" logo?
• Can we use poppies to make our conference room more "inspiring"?