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Attendees of the Tyranny Committee

Today's agenda:

Item 1: World domination through quantum pizza
Item 2: Implementing a new, more efficient, system for oppressing dissent
Item 3: Reviewing the minutes of the last meeting, which was clearly a waste of time

Quantum Pizza

Quantum Pizza is a new, revolutionary way of achieving world domination through the power of pizza. By harnessing the principles of quantum entanglement, we can create a pizza that is in two places at once.

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Our Great Works

Some of our most notable works include:

The Tyrannical Constitution
The Imperial Decrees
The Guide to Oppressing Your Enemies

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Decisions

Some recent decisions from the Tyranny Committee:

Decision 1: All citizens must wear a bright orange jumpsuit at all times
Decision 2: All dissent will be met with extreme prejudice

View all our quantum-pizza related decisions View all standard decisions