The Oath: A Guide to Meeting Etiquette for the Truly Disgruntled

Meetings: the bane of your productivity, the source of your frustration, and the perfect place to practice your "The Oath". We've compiled this guide to help you navigate the treacherous waters of meeting etiquette, because, let's face it, someone's gotta do it.

Chapter 1: The Art of Arriving Fashionably Late

It's 5 minutes past the meeting start time, and you're not there yet? No worries! Just burst in, apologetically, and join the fray. Read more about the art of making a dramatic entrance

Chapter 2: The Science of Not Actually Contributing Anything

You know the drill: nod, nod, nod, and maybe, just maybe, a "That's a great idea, Bob!" Find out the secrets of being a meeting ninja

Chapter 3: The Joy of Being Late Again (and Again, and Again...)

We all know the feeling: you're running late, but you just can't resist checking one more email... or scrolling through your phone... or just "one more" minute on YouTube. Discover the art of being perpetually tardy

Chapter 4: The Oath: A Vow of Silence

And, finally, the pièce de résistance: The Oath. A promise to yourself, to your colleagues, and to the universe, that you will, in fact, be on time, contribute something, and not, in fact, be a meeting ninja. Take the Oath and seal your doom

Or, you know, don't.