09:00 - Arrival of The Great Overlord of Meetings. Everyone else shows up 30 minutes late because, why not?
09:30 - The Great Overlord of Meetings takes over the conference room with an iron fist and a can of Red Bull energy drink.
10:00 - "Action Items" discussion. Who's going to get fired?
11:00 - Snack break. Free Red Bull and stale crackers.
11:30 - "Synergy" discussion. Because, you know, synergy.
12:00 - The Great Overlord of Meetings declares the meeting a "success" and everyone goes to lunch.