Attendees

Our gathering of the most diabolical minds.

• Ashen, the Unyielding - Our fearless leader, feared by all.
• Bolivar, the Manipulator - Our resident puppet master.
• Korvus, the Cunning - Our master of disguise and deceit.
• Nexar, the Shadow - Our silent but deadly operative.

Agenda

• Review of our dastardly plans
• Recap of the last meeting
• Discussion of new schemes
• Debrief on recent covert ops

Minutes of the Last Meeting

Present: Ashen, Bolivar, Korvus, Nexar

• Bolivar took over the meeting, using his vast array of puppets to control the discussion.
• Korvus presented a plan to steal the world's supply of rare, exotic cheeses.
• Nexar revealed his plan to infiltrate the world's most secure vaults.
• Ashen decreed that all attendees would be forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music.

Next meeting: Same time, same place. Don't be late.

Recap of the Last Meeting

Present: Ashen, Bolivar, Korvus, Nexar (who was secretly recording the meeting)

• Bolivar's puppets took over the meeting, forcing the others to do their bidding.
• Korvus's cheese heist was deemed "too complicated" by Ashen.
• Nexar's plans for world domination were foiled once again.

Next meeting: Same time, same place. Don't be late.

Discussion of New Schemes

Present: Ashen, Bolivar, Korvus, Nexar

• Korvus presented his latest plan to steal the world's supply of rare, exotic cheeses.
• Ashen decreed that all attendees would be forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music.
• Bolivar's puppets were too busy to attend.
• Nexar revealed his plan to infiltrate the world's most secure vaults.

Next meeting: Same time, same place. Don't be late.

Debrief on Recent Covert Ops

Present: Ashen, Bolivar, Korvus, Nexar (who was secretly recording the meeting)

• Nexar's latest infiltration of the world's most secure vaults was a success.
• Korvus's cheese heist was a failure, but he's planning another one.
• Bolivar's puppets were too busy to attend, but sent their apologies.
• Ashen decreed that all attendees would be forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music.

Next meeting: Same time, same place. Don't be late.