Ashen's Tyrannical Minutes - 2023-02-22
Today's meeting was called to order at 9:00 AM, and it was immediately derailed by Ashen's demands for more snacks.
Items of business included:
- Tyrannical edict 1: All employees are required to wear funny hats to work every Friday.
- Tyrannical edict 2: Coffee breaks are now limited to 5 minutes, unless you're Ashen, in which case you can take 10.
- Tyrannical edict 3: The break room is now off-limits to anyone not named Ashen.
Action items:
- Implement funny hat policy.
- Install coffee machine that dispenses only coffee.
- Install surveillance cameras in the break room.
Next meeting: 2023-02-25