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Attendees of the Tainted Council of Ashen Policies

The following individuals are known to frequent the meetings of the Council of Ashen Policies, where the art of doing absolutely nothing is taken to an extreme.

Reginald P. Bottomsworth, Esq. - Known for his extensive collection of antique staplers and his ability to make a meeting drag on for hours.
Baron V. Bottomsworth, Reginald's Cousin - Expert in the art of saying nothing for minutes at a time, without blinking.
Lady B. Bottomsworth, Reginald's Aunt - Renowned for her exquisite taste in stationery and her love of pointless committee reports.

These individuals have been known to meet in secret, hidden away in a dingy conference room deep within the bowels of the Ashen Tower.

View the meeting minutes for our last gathering, if you dare.