MEETINGS: Attendance Policy for Tyrants

**The Tyrant's Guide to Not Being Late to Meetings**

As a respected member of this esteemed organization, you are expected to adhere to the following rules:

Rule 1: Don't Be Late

Arrive on time, or risk facing the wrath of the tyrant. Seriously, it's not worth it.

Why:

• Because the coffee machine is only stocked on Fridays.
• Because the tyrant gets cranky when you're not there.

Rule 2: Don't Bring a Laptop

Because the tyrant's Wi-Fi is not for browsing cat memes.

Why:

• Because it's a meeting, not a cat cafe.
• Because the tyrant has a strict no-distractions policy.

Comply with the tech policy and save your soul!

Rule 3: Don't Be a Meeting Hog

Don't monopolize the discussion with your cat stories.

Why:

• Because others have things to discuss that don't involve cats.
• Because the tyrant has a time-traveling device that can turn your cat stories into actual catnip.

** Failure to comply will result in the following consequences**

1. Being forced to watch reruns of cat videos.
2. Being turned into a meeting-hopping robot.
3. Having to eat a whole can of cat food.

Don't say we didn't warn you.