Baron Von Schadenfreud is a notorious figure in the world of meetings.
His meetings are legendary for their length and tedium.
His attendees often leave feeling like they've been put through a spin dryer.
Despite his questionable leadership, Baron Von Schadenfreud has a loyal following of yes-men and sycophants.
Baron Von Schadenfreud has been known to have survived 427 meetings in one sitting.
He has a certificate in Time Management (or Time Management, depending on the day).
He has successfully convinced his attendees that 2 hours is the new 30 minutes.
He is a master of the art of nodding off while appearing awake.
He has a collection of 37 identical "Action Items" that he pulls out of his pocket at will.