Bruiser's Meeting Minutes: Bertrand the Bruiser Edition

Welcome to the most epic meeting in the history of the universe! Today, we have the esteemed Bertrand the Bruiser in attendance.

Attendees:

Bruiser	Position
Bertrand the Bruiser	Overlord of Chaos
Bob the Builder	Deputy Lord of Disorganization
Jim the Jester	Minister of Mischief
Sam the Schemer	Master of Mayhem

Meeting Purpose: The purpose of this meeting is to discuss the upcoming plans for world domination, which will be achieved through the art of... perfectly reasonable chaos.

Decisions:

Decide on the optimal number of world domination schemes to execute within a 24 hour period.
Determine the most effective ways to use our vast network of miniature robotic minions to disrupt the world.
Choose a theme color scheme for our doomsday device.
Establish a plan to deal with the inevitable rise of the Anti-Bruiser resistance.

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