Where the most ruthless, the most cunning, and the most sadistic gather to plot world domination, one meeting at a time.
1. All attendees must wear a suit of black tie.
2. All meetings must start with a PowerPoint presentation of our plans for global domination.
3. Any dissenting voices will be silenced with a well-placed Nerf gun.
A man of mystery, a master of manipulation, a lord of the manor.
Bloody Bob is a self-made billionaire with a penchant for the finer things in life, like torture and world domination.
He's got a reputation for being ruthless, cunning, and always one step ahead of the game.
He's been known to have a personal collection of 1000+ pairs of black socks, all matching his favorite color scheme.
Learn more about our Chairman's illustrious background.A collection of rules that we, the tyrants, live by.
We're always planning special events to bring you, our loyal subjects, together.
Join us for a special Tea and Sympathy meeting.