Manifesto of Procrastination

By Bloody Bob, Procrastination King

As a renowned expert in the art of doing nothing, I, Bloody Bob, present to you, my fellow procrastinators, this sacred text of our craft.

Article 1: The Fundamental Laws of Procrastination

1. Never start on a Monday. Always wait for the weekend.
2. Never use the word 'deadline' in the presence of a non-procrastinator.
3. Procrastination is not the enemy of productivity, it is productivity's best friend.

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