You are now attending the most unorthodox meeting of the year. The tyrants in charge are:
Known for: Unpredictable outbursts of rage, questionable life choices, and an unrelenting love of 80's rock music
Known for: A penchant for the dramatic, a love of velvet Elvis paintings, and an unshakeable conviction that she's right
Known for: A dry wit, a love of numbers, and an unhealthy obsession with tax law
This meeting is being broadcast in real time, so please do not adjust your TV settings.