Present in the meeting today: Bob-the-Tyrant, infamous for his 5 o'clock shadow and 5 o'clock lunch break.
Also present, but not really sure what they're doing here: Other Guests, a group of confused-looking individuals who seem lost in the corporate hierarchy.
Notable discussions: Tyrant's 5pm Rambles, a series of incoherent monologues that somehow ended up on the agenda.
Decisions made today: 0, because Bob-the-Tyrant still hasn't gotten to the point yet.