Attendees:

Mr. Bolivar, Overlord of the Realm
Lord Reginald, Advisor to the Throne
Lady Whimsy, Enigmatic Inventor
Lord Bane, Lord of the Dark Arts

Summary:

Discussion of the impending doom of the realm was tabled due to an impromptu game of "Diplomatic Dodgeball" in the conference room.

Mr. Bolivar expressed concerns about the recent influx of orcs in the kingdom, but was interrupted by Lord Bane, who began to recite an unconvincing poem about the joys of orc-slaying.

Lady Whimsy presented a novel solution to the problem, involving the deployment of an army of robotic, jelly-filled mechs, but it was deemed impractical by Lord Reginald.

Action Items:

Establish a new policy on orc-slaying, with emphasis on "non-lethal" methods.
Investigate the possibility of robotic, jelly-filled mechs as a viable defense solution.
Reschedule "Diplomatic Dodgeball" for a future date, preferably during the summer.