Attendee's Guide to the CEO's Awards for Excellence in Tyranny

Congratulations, you have been invited to the most prestigious event in the land: the CEO's Awards for Excellence in Tyranny!

Join us as we celebrate the greatest tyrants of our time, who have managed to rule with an iron fist and still manage to keep their coffee machine in the office supplied with an endless stream of coffee.

Our esteemed panel of judges will be selecting the winners for the following categories:

• Best Use of Fear as a Motivational Tool
• Most Creative Use of Propaganda in Company Communications
• Best Practices in Human Resources Management (i.e., who can get away with the most creative ways of firing people)
• Most Innovative Use of Surveillance Technology

Don't miss out on the excitement! Click on the links below to learn more about our attendees:

Submissions:

Submission 1: The Great Coffee Shortage of 2022

This submission showcases the CEO's masterclass in using the threat of coffee rationing to maintain control and boost morale.

Submission 2: The Art of Psychological Manipulation

This submission highlights the CEO's uncanny ability to make employees question their own reality and sanity.

Submission 3: The Use of AI in Surveillance

This submission demonstrates the CEO's pioneering work in using AI to monitor employee productivity and predict when they will be most likely to rebel.