We, the mighty and all-knowing CEO, hereby declare:
- I will not be bothered with "synergy" calls during meetings.
- I will only tolerate "synergy" calls during meetings if they involve a free lunch.
- I will not be responsible for fixing the coffee machine.
By the power vested in me, I command these edicts to be law.
Attendees are hereby directed to:
- Arrive on time (ish).
- Bring their A-game (or at least their B-game).
- Not touch my stapler (it's not just a stapler, it's a family heirloom).
Subpage: The CEO's Rules for Tyrants