CEO's Meeting Attendance Policy for Submission 6

Warning: You're on the list, and the list is on the CEO

You have been flagged for attending meetings without submitting your cat pictures. This is not acceptable. Your punishment is...

• Forced viewing of our company's 2019 Christmas party video.
• One week of mandatory attendance at the "I'm Not a Morning Person" support group.
• A 50% reduction in snacks from the vending machine for the next 30 days.

Don't bother appealing. The system has been updated to automatically flag anyone without cat pictures.

See the full list of punishments. Take it up with your HR representative.