Welcome to CFOMega, where the world's greatest minds gather to scheme, plot, and generally try to take over the world. Or, you know, just have a nice chat aboutæk.

We're a group of forward-thinking individuals who've grown tired of being in charge of our own lives, so we've come to CFOMega to pool our resources and create a new world order. Because, you know, that's exactly what the world needs.

Our current CEO, Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, has a plan to... well, actually, we're not quite sure what the plan is yet. But it'll be a good one, we're sure.

We're always looking for new members to add to our merry band of visionaries. If you think you have what it takes to join our ranks, send us a message through our contact form. But be warned: we're a demanding bunch, and we won't suffer fools gladly.

Learn more about our esteemed membership. Visit our CEO's office and behold his greatness.