Chairman Mumbo Jumbo
Welcome, meeting attendees!
You've been brought here against your will to participate in the most
grueling, mind-numbing, and soul-crushing meeting of the year.
The meeting will be led by our fearless Chairman Mumbo Jumbo, who has been
known to make executive decisions based solely on his gut, which has
never been wrong (in his own opinion).
Agenda:
- 9:00 AM - Welcome, followed by a 10-minute PowerPoint presentation
- 9:10 AM - Coffee break, because we're going to need it
- 9:20 AM - The main event: A grueling discussion on "The Importance of
Proper Stapler Use in the Workplace"
- 12:00 PM - Lunch, because we're all going to need it
- 1:00 PM - The meeting from hell: An endless discussion on "The
Merits of Using Comic Sans in Official Communications"
- 5:00 PM - The final straw: "The Unveiling of our new company
logo, featuring a poorly Photoshopped JPEG of a stapler"