The Decider: Our fearless leader, who decided to have meetings about having meetings.
Meet the esteemed members of our illustrious committee, where 11 is not enough.
The Decider: Our fearless leader, who decided to have meetings about having meetings.
The Note-Taker: Our resident scribbler, who writes down everything except our minutes.
The Whistleblower: The one who blows the whistle on our lack of progress, but never actually accomplishes anything.
The Timekeeper: Our resident expert on all things punctual, except when it comes to our meetings, which always run late.
The Disagreer: The one who disagrees with everything, just for the sake of disagreeing.
The Postponer: The master of delay, who postpones everything until the very last minute.
The Organizer: The one who organizes our meetings, but never actually attends them.
The Dismisser: The one who dismisses our ideas, and our colleagues.
The Confuser: The one who confuses everyone, including himself.
The Clarifier: The one who clarifies everything, but never actually makes sense.
The Obfuscator: The one who obfuscates our discussions, so we never actually know what's going on.
The Chairperson: The one who runs the meetings, but never actually lets anyone talk.
Meetings: 10:00:00
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