Member 1: Lord Reginald Pembroke III
Lord Reginald Pembroke III is a 5-time winner of the Golden Toaster award for outstanding service to the field of tyranny.
Member 2: Duchess Isabella McSnively-Smythe
Duchess Isabella McSnively-Smythe is a renowned expert in the art of subtle manipulation and backhanded compliments.
Member 3: Count Valtorius "The Unyielding" Von Valtorius
Count Valtorius is a master of the ancient art of psychological warfare and has a reputation for being able to make his enemies question their own sanity.
Member 4: Baroness Helena Von Hammerstein
Baroness Von Hammerstein is a skilled practitioner of the dark art of seduction and has a Ph.D. in "The Art of Breaking Hearts".
Member 5: Lord Edgar Bottomsworth the Third
Lord Edgar Bottomsworth III is a celebrated expert in the field of bureaucratic red tape and has a Guinness World Record for most forms filed in an hour.
Member 6: Lady Whittaker "The Whirlwind" Whittaker
Lady Whittaker is a master of the art of rapid-fire decision making and has been known to make 37 decisions in under 30 seconds.
Member 7: Lord Reginald Pembroke IV
Lord Reginald Pembroke IV is the son of Lord Reginald Pembroke III and has inherited his father's love of tyrannical tendencies.
Member 8: Countess Amelia "The Enigmatic" Von Schattenburg
Countess Von Schattenburg is a skilled practitioner of the art of misdirection and has been known to make her opponents question their own perception of reality.
Member 9: Lord Balthazar McSnively-Smythe
Lord Balthazar McSnively-Smythe is a master of the ancient art of psychological projection and has a reputation for making his enemies see themselves as the villain.
Member 10: Lady Arabella "The Enigmatic" Von Hammerstein
Lady Von Hammerstein is a celebrated expert in the field of subtle sabotage and has a degree in "The Art of Breaking Things".
Member 11: Lord Edgar Bottomsworth the Fourth
Lord Edgar Bottomsworth IV is the son of Lord Edgar Bottomsworth III and has inherited his father's love of paperwork and red tape.
Member 12: Count Valtorius "The Unyielding" Von Valtorius Jr.
Count Valtorius Jr. is the son of Count Valtorius and has inherited his father's reputation for being unyielding in his resolve.