Eddie the Excessive
Eddie is our esteemed leader, known for his unparalleled ability to attend meetings and consume an excessive amount of coffee.
His motto is "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy for meetings."
Some notable quotes:
- "I'd rather be over-prepared, than under-caffeinated."
- "A meeting is just a meeting, until it's an emergency."
- "My to-do list is not a to-do list, it's a to-don't list."
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