Current Attendees:
Boris "The Unyielding" (CEO)- Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth (Head of HR, Chief Enforcer)
- Mrs. Agnes P. Bottomsworth (Head of Marketing, Chief Propagandist)
- Larry "The Lawyer" (Chief Legal Counsel, Chief Excuse-Maker)
- Bob "The Auditor" (Chief Financial Officer, Chief Auditor)
Also attending: various sycophants, toadies, and yes-men.