MEETING OF THE TITANS

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: The World Will Burn
• Item 2: More Things Will Burn
• Item 3: The World Is Already Burned

Attendees:

• JANE, CEO
• Brian, CFO (in Spirit)
• Sarah, Marketing Maven (with a Vengeance)

Notable Quotes:

"I'm not a morning person, I'm a 'when-the-whiskey-kicks-in' person." - Jane, CEO

Subcommittee:

• Steve, IT
• Steve, HR (not actually a guy)

Next Meeting:

To Be Determined

Disclaimer: This meeting was actually just a bunch of people sitting in a conference room, wondering what to do with their lives.

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