Attendee's Guide to Surviving a Tyrant's Meetings

Meetings. Because who needs productivity when you can just waste time in a never-ending cycle of pointless discussions and passive-aggressive power struggles.

• Late Fee Lunch: Because who needs a social life when you can eat a sad desk salad?
• Meeting Minutes: Where the minutes are shorter than the meetings, but longer than your attention span.
• Survival Guide: How to not get lost in the bureaucratic nightmare of meeting attendance.
• Meeting Minutes: Because who needs actual work when you can just document everything?

Attendee's Survival Strategies:

1. Bring coffee. Lots and lots of coffee.

2. Wear comfortable shoes. You're going to be on your feet for hours.

3. Bring a snack. Preferably something that won't make you talk too much.

4. Practice your "I'm not a morning person" face.

5. Don't be the one who suggests actual work.