MEETINGS: ATTENDEES: TYRANTS: LEAKED DOCS

Here are the most influential, yet secretly despised, attendants of our meetings.

• Bertrand "The Bureaucrat" McSnarlwhisker - 23 meetings attended, 17 reports written.
• Robert "The Robot" Jenkins - 14 meetings attended, 7 reports written, 3 staplers lost in the process.
• Samantha "The Snake" Stevens - 12 meetings attended, 9 reports written, 1 stapler stolen.
• Bob "The Bureaucratic Bumbler" Johnson - 5 meetings attended, 2 reports written, 1 meeting accidentally scheduled in a conference room with no chairs.
• Steve "The Selfie" Smith - 8 meetings attended, 6 reports written, 2 self-taken meeting photos posted on Instagram.

Leaked Docs

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• Leak 1: The "I'm Not Lazy" Email Exchange
• Leak 2: The Meeting Minutes of Doom
• Leak 3: The Bureaucratic Bungling Scandal