We, the undersigned, hereby declare that the only acceptable form of productivity is napping.
Article 1: All meetings shall be held in nap time. No exceptions. No excuses.
Article 2: All attendees are expected to arrive at meetings with a minimum of 30 minutes of sleep deprivation.
Article 3: All meetings shall be conducted in complete darkness, with only the sound of snores as background noise.
Article 4: The only acceptable form of communication is the gentle snore.
Article 5: All meetings shall be concluded with a group nap.
Signed,
The Nap Time Club
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